I can almost see the glossy print..."The Ebens roadster is remarkable in simplistic style it carries. From the Thickstun intake topped with chromed 97's to the polished quickchange, this beauty is just that; polished. The trend that the Ebens roadster has created nationwide has inevitably driven the price of all things polished through the roof. I, Pat Ganahl, forsee a rebellion against all things shiny in the future."
....maybe you shouldn't have painted it Eyeball.