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Title: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 06, 2006 8:35 PM
there have requests for isms so i'l shoot out a couple and if any one wants to go ahead also

Hard shelled ant eater

i make grilled cheese with bread

dont shoot the goose that laid the golden calf
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Eyeball on May 08, 2006 3:28 AM
Excellent!
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Tom on May 08, 2006 2:04 PM
Ross.............. you need a hobby. :P
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 08, 2006 11:32 PM
the problem is this is the hobby

your so white triscuts call you cracker
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Wowcars on May 10, 2006 12:17 AM
Dont' forget one of my personal favorites!
"The magnetism of the Ross."
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 10, 2006 12:29 AM
i got inatament i havent even used yet
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Eyeball on May 11, 2006 5:19 AM
:deleted by eyeball:
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 14, 2006 3:05 AM
the(enter word not needing the the here)
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: CJHacker on May 14, 2006 6:23 AM
hahaha...nice.  I suppose we better explain that one....for example......"the ebay"
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 14, 2006 7:42 PM
and a new one

the greasy squeak gets the wheel
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 16, 2006 1:39 AM
i'm an industrial painter, and i'm not very good at it (march 05)

i'm no longer an industrial painter, and i'm still not very good at it(march 06)
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Serious on May 16, 2006 2:42 PM
Im so Kustom i spell Krotch with a K.
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Lord_of_the_Dance on May 20, 2006 6:45 PM
I was hyperactive until I was 14
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 29, 2006 5:26 AM
hey blaine i have one word for you


lambo doors
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Lord_of_the_Dance on May 30, 2006 9:03 PM
Technically thats two words Ross :)
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Serious on May 31, 2006 12:11 AM
i think that was the point =P
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: 31Rodder on June 13, 2006 1:57 AM
Ok I was on the chrome czars board and saw this on Ray Gun's tag line.

Raygun

HAMB Qoute from Sko Ford about Azreal:

"The pics i seen be for i thought it looked cool, but these pics are evil. i mean torches and pitch forks evil"

OPEN WHEEL OR NO DEAL!!

Kinda Funny.. Rossisms are moving board to board.
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Eyeball on June 13, 2006 4:12 AM
That is awsome.
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on June 14, 2006 11:09 PM
wow
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on July 28, 2006 7:59 PM
so heres a new one. whats the first thing to pop put of my mouth last nite when i see a lasic clinic in a strip mall next to a little cesers



"lazer lazer"
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on August 03, 2006 1:25 AM
"pizza pizza"
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: CJHacker on August 03, 2006 5:49 AM
"white crustation"
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on August 04, 2006 4:05 PM
open foot, insert mouth
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: prettyboyhats on August 25, 2006 2:53 AM
If you told her to haul ass, she would have to take two trips
Title: i dont beleive in isms, i just beleive in me
Post by: sko_ford on January 18, 2007 5:31 AM
from tonight @ target "a man less smarter than me would probably get hurt with that"
Title: RE: i dont beleive in isms, i just beleive in me
Post by: sko_ford on January 25, 2007 4:40 AM
while talking to the mrs and her watching americant idlem "why isnt paula in the middle(4 second pause) how the hell do i know that paula should be in the middle"
Title: RE: i dont beleive in isms, i just beleive in me
Post by: sko_ford on February 08, 2007 3:32 AM
wow that made almost as much sence as i do
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Mrs. on February 16, 2007 4:12 AM
she has more purple than prince

pretty pretty princess poochey pants

im sure theres more ive repressed to save my sanity. -Mrs
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 09, 2007 6:01 AM
no yard like back yard

nuttier than a box of fruit loops
Title: persenacutionalable
Post by: sko_ford on May 20, 2007 4:02 AM
persenacutionalable  to be taken to task for your beliefs
Title: RE: persenacutionalable
Post by: Mrs. on June 01, 2007 4:23 AM
Just because you only did first grade once doesnt make you smarter than me.....


                             uhhh yes, yes it does.
Title: RE: persenacutionalable
Post by: Mrs. on July 25, 2007 3:47 AM
"I've worked construction long enough that nothing inspires competence"
Title: RE: persenacutionalable
Post by: sko_ford on June 09, 2008 10:31 PM
the things you forget is what other people remember.
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on July 05, 2008 2:42 PM
corn fed beef isn't a vegetable
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Ryan on July 05, 2008 5:56 PM
What about...milk it like an orange...sko ford?
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on July 05, 2008 8:29 PM
yes i did say that. 300 more and ill be able to put out that book

Ross M Kroetch: a man of words
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on August 18, 2008 12:46 AM
too much john wayne and not enough jon waters.
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: Wowcars on September 25, 2008 6:19 PM
Make your own Rossisms!

Just take any text copy and paste it, and voila!
http://www.unintelligencer.com/

sorree, ross. i hads too.
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on November 14, 2008 9:44 PM
kissing ass doesnt leave a minty aftertaste
Title: Re: RE: rossisms
Post by: Tom on November 14, 2008 9:59 PM
Quote from: "sko_ford"
kissing ass doesnt leave a minty aftertaste


That's one of your better ones. :lol:
Title: RE: persenacutionalable
Post by: sko_ford on November 30, 2008 5:52 AM
if i wanted a hug i'd go to an AA meating
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on May 19, 2009 2:50 AM
exposed tattoos are like cleavage if it there i'm gona look
Title: RE: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on November 05, 2009 6:17 AM
my butt has more coastline than phoenix
Title: Re: rossisms
Post by: Wowcars on June 15, 2012 4:33 PM
my butt has more coastline than phoenix

And more people have seen it.
Title: Re: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on December 07, 2012 11:04 PM
That blends in, if you didnt notice you wouldnt notice
Title: Re: rossisms
Post by: Eyeball on December 08, 2012 5:09 AM
bout time
Title: Re: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on March 08, 2013 4:12 PM
There is a welder i'm a reason.
Title: Re: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on June 07, 2013 9:43 AM
If I didnt know what that was I wouldnt know what it is.
Title: Re: rossisms
Post by: pinstriper40 on January 17, 2014 7:02 AM
I wish I could recollect what I've collected...
Title: Re: rossisms
Post by: sko_ford on August 24, 2016 3:55 PM
Stream of unconsciousness