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Dead or Alive
« on: April 01, 2007 5:07 PM »
Members of the Norweigian Mafia have been spotted drinking Aass beer and paying homage to the god of Lutefisk.  If anyone has any information about them, please contact your local police department.  Hurry though, as the Mafia is on a neverending quest to destroy all things German.



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To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
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RE: Dead or Alive
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2007 5:11 PM »
Hey get your ass to the show and pinstripe some junk in our display.
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RE: Dead or Alive
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007 2:52 AM »
Yeah, where were ya?  I was hoping to get my vise or workbench striped.  :-)
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RE: Dead or Alive
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2007 4:01 AM »
Aass beer yous norvegans and extra voules
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RE: Dead or Alive
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007 6:43 PM »
vhat my norveigian broder is trying to say is destroy all tings german cept dem buteful strombergs. Ya.
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RE: Dead or Alive
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2007 7:45 PM »
It sounds to me like he is saying he drank for two days straight! :albino:


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RE: Dead or Alive
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2007 8:47 PM »
Sorry I wasn't striping at the show- I saw my stuff there- but I didn't see any of you!  Dallas' Caddy was beggin' for it- which brings me to my next point-  I'm cuttin' deals on striping until the end of may- $50 a car-  you won't be dissapointed!
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RE: Dead or Alive
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007 12:55 AM »
bergs arnt german thays form illanoize

and i hate the illanoize nazis
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007 4:27 AM »
ooooo.  Tempting...now I just need to get a car going. hahaha

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Sorry I wasn't striping at the show- I saw my stuff there- but I didn't see any of you!  Dallas' Caddy was beggin' for it- which brings me to my next point-  I'm cuttin' deals on striping until the end of may- $50 a car-  you won't be dissapointed!
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2007 1:20 PM »
I think I need an application for the NM.  I have several lefse connections. I also have my own swastiga grinder.
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2007 8:09 PM »
Sure, but i think the question is, DO you Have 2 of them now?
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2007 9:37 PM »
YUP
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2007 11:13 PM »
Dude, your in. Don't worry about an application. We'll find you.

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I think I need an application for the NM.  I have several lefse connections. I also have my own swastiga grinder.
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007 2:54 AM »
You have to pledge allegiance to the Mafia first- and go through the initiation process.

C.J.- I'll stripe the workbench for a couple of beers!
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007 3:01 AM »
Damn germans-I've hated them ever since Kaiser Wilhelm II and his gimp-ass arm tried to over-run the second annual lutefisk festival in Oslo in 1888 on his way to overtake prussia.
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