Suedes Car Club

General => Off Topic Rants => Topic started by: pinstriper40 on April 01, 2007 5:07 PM

Title: Dead or Alive
Post by: pinstriper40 on April 01, 2007 5:07 PM: Members of the Norweigian Mafia have been spotted drinking Aass beer and paying homage to the god of Lutefisk. If anyone has any information about them, please contact your local police department. Hurry though, as the Mafia is on a neverending quest to destroy all things German.

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
Title: RE: Dead or Alive
Post by: Eyeball on April 01, 2007 5:11 PM: Hey get your ass to the show and pinstripe some junk in our display.
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Post by: CJHacker on April 02, 2007 2:52 AM: Yeah, where were ya? I was hoping to get my vise or workbench striped. :-)
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Post by: sko_ford on April 02, 2007 4:01 AM: Aass beer yous norvegans and extra voules
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Post by: racerjohnson on April 02, 2007 6:43 PM: vhat my norveigian broder is trying to say is destroy all tings german cept dem buteful strombergs. Ya.
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Post by: Eyeball on April 02, 2007 7:45 PM: It sounds to me like he is saying he drank for two days straight! :albino:

Oh and happy birthday!
Title: RE: Dead or Alive
Post by: pinstriper40 on April 02, 2007 8:47 PM: Sorry I wasn't striping at the show- I saw my stuff there- but I didn't see any of you! Dallas' Caddy was beggin' for it- which brings me to my next point- I'm cuttin' deals on striping until the end of may- $50 a car- you won't be dissapointed!
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Post by: sko_ford on April 03, 2007 12:55 AM: bergs arnt german thays form illanoize

and i hate the illanoize nazis
Title: Re: RE: Dead or Alive
Post by: CJHacker on April 03, 2007 4:27 AM: ooooo. Tempting...now I just need to get a car going. hahaha

Quote from: "pinstriper40"
Sorry I wasn't striping at the show- I saw my stuff there- but I didn't see any of you! Dallas' Caddy was beggin' for it- which brings me to my next point- I'm cuttin' deals on striping until the end of may- $50 a car- you won't be dissapointed!
Title: Dead or Alive
Post by: overspray on April 03, 2007 1:20 PM: I think I need an application for the NM. I have several lefse connections. I also have my own swastiga grinder.
Title: Dead or Alive
Post by: Serious on April 03, 2007 8:09 PM: Sure, but i think the question is, DO you Have 2 of them now?
Title: Dead or Alive
Post by: overspray on April 03, 2007 9:37 PM: YUP
Title: Dead or Alive
Post by: racerjohnson on April 03, 2007 11:13 PM: Dude, your in. Don't worry about an application. We'll find you.

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I think I need an application for the NM. I have several lefse connections. I also have my own swastiga grinder.
Title: Dead or Alive
Post by: pinstriper40 on April 04, 2007 2:54 AM: You have to pledge allegiance to the Mafia first- and go through the initiation process.

C.J.- I'll stripe the workbench for a couple of beers!
Title: Dead or Alive
Post by: pinstriper40 on April 04, 2007 3:01 AM: Damn germans-I've hated them ever since Kaiser Wilhelm II and his gimp-ass arm tried to over-run the second annual lutefisk festival in Oslo in 1888 on his way to overtake prussia.