Suedes Car Club
General => Off Topic Rants => Topic started by: sko_ford on May 06, 2006 8:35 PM
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there have requests for isms so i'l shoot out a couple and if any one wants to go ahead also
Hard shelled ant eater
i make grilled cheese with bread
dont shoot the goose that laid the golden calf
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Excellent!
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Ross.............. you need a hobby. :P
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the problem is this is the hobby
your so white triscuts call you cracker
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Dont' forget one of my personal favorites!
"The magnetism of the Ross."
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i got inatament i havent even used yet
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:deleted by eyeball:
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the(enter word not needing the the here)
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hahaha...nice. I suppose we better explain that one....for example......"the ebay"
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and a new one
the greasy squeak gets the wheel
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i'm an industrial painter, and i'm not very good at it (march 05)
i'm no longer an industrial painter, and i'm still not very good at it(march 06)
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Im so Kustom i spell Krotch with a K.
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I was hyperactive until I was 14
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hey blaine i have one word for you
lambo doors
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Technically thats two words Ross :)
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i think that was the point =P
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Ok I was on the chrome czars board and saw this on Ray Gun's tag line.
Raygun
HAMB Qoute from Sko Ford about Azreal:
"The pics i seen be for i thought it looked cool, but these pics are evil. i mean torches and pitch forks evil"
OPEN WHEEL OR NO DEAL!!
Kinda Funny.. Rossisms are moving board to board.
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That is awsome.
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wow
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so heres a new one. whats the first thing to pop put of my mouth last nite when i see a lasic clinic in a strip mall next to a little cesers
"lazer lazer"
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"pizza pizza"
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"white crustation"
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open foot, insert mouth
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If you told her to haul ass, she would have to take two trips
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from tonight @ target "a man less smarter than me would probably get hurt with that"
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while talking to the mrs and her watching americant idlem "why isnt paula in the middle(4 second pause) how the hell do i know that paula should be in the middle"
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wow that made almost as much sence as i do
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she has more purple than prince
pretty pretty princess poochey pants
im sure theres more ive repressed to save my sanity. -Mrs
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no yard like back yard
nuttier than a box of fruit loops
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persenacutionalable to be taken to task for your beliefs
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Just because you only did first grade once doesnt make you smarter than me.....
uhhh yes, yes it does.
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"I've worked construction long enough that nothing inspires competence"
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the things you forget is what other people remember.
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corn fed beef isn't a vegetable
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What about...milk it like an orange...sko ford?
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yes i did say that. 300 more and ill be able to put out that book
Ross M Kroetch: a man of words
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too much john wayne and not enough jon waters.
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Make your own Rossisms!
Just take any text copy and paste it, and voila!
http://www.unintelligencer.com/
sorree, ross. i hads too.
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kissing ass doesnt leave a minty aftertaste
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kissing ass doesnt leave a minty aftertaste
That's one of your better ones. :lol:
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if i wanted a hug i'd go to an AA meating
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exposed tattoos are like cleavage if it there i'm gona look
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my butt has more coastline than phoenix
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my butt has more coastline than phoenix
And more people have seen it.
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That blends in, if you didnt notice you wouldnt notice
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bout time
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There is a welder i'm a reason.
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If I didnt know what that was I wouldnt know what it is.
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I wish I could recollect what I've collected...
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Stream of unconsciousness